**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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