who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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