Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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