What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
