Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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