So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins