I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.