Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time