Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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