he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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