Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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