Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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