what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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