well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
