Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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