I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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