You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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