..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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