I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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