after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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