I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
