So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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