Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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