I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize