just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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