am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
There are leaves in my underwear?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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