Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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