I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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