she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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