Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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