Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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