i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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