Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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