Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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