I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
