week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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