God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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