SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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