Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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