I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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