you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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