make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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