So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
