Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
