Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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