It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So apparently I’m into choking now
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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