dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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