Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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