he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
and you fell through a lawn chair
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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