I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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