hotel room ftw
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
