dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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