bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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