Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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