The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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