it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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