we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
my liver is dry heaving
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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