apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Found the puke drawer
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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