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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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