singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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