I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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