his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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