Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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