Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Terrible idea I love it
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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