Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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